The Sticky Sticker


I stuck a sticker on my nose,
And now it won't come off!
The sticky glue won't let it move,
Not even when I cough!

I've tried to pull the sticker hard,
But cannot make it budge!
So now the sticker interferes,
And stops me eating fudge!

The glue that holds it on so tight,
Is tough and mighty strong!
And by mistake just yesterday,
It also snared my tongue!

But now to make my plight complete,
My finger just got stuck!
You know I shouldn't pick my nose,
I really am a schmuck!

I stuck a sticker on my nose,
And now it won't come off!
The sticky glue won't let it move,
Not even when I cough!

I've tried to pull the sticker hard,
But cannot make it budge!
So now the sticker interferes,
And stops me eating fudge!

The glue that holds it on so tight,
Is tough and mighty strong!
And by mistake just yesterday,
It also snared my tongue!

But now to make my plight complete,
My finger just got stuck!
You know I shouldn't pick my nose,
I really am a schmuck!

©2003 Gareth Lancaster

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On 04/06/2013 at 08:20 GMT Tomas L from Czech republic wrote:

"I really like this poem. AND i DONT PICK my NOSE Rad poem"

On 22/04/2013 at 18:08 GMT Luke from U.S.A. wrote:

"I hope that never happens to me"

On 17/03/2009 at 19:48 GMT jodi from englamd wrote:

"i ahve never picked my nose am im not going to do it "

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