I stuck a sticker on my nose,
And now it won't come off!
The sticky glue won't let it move,
Not even when I cough!
I've tried to pull the sticker hard,
But cannot make it budge!
So now the sticker interferes,
And stops me eating fudge!
The glue that holds it on so tight,
Is tough and mighty strong!
And by mistake just yesterday,
It also snared my tongue!
But now to make my plight complete,
My finger just got stuck!
You know I shouldn't pick my nose,
I really am a schmuck!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
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