I boke up dis borning bith a colb imb by nobe,
It's really quibe horib when i gib ib a blow!
All gunky anb green and my nobe hab gone reb,
Mum saib I should jub stay tucked ub in by bed!
I'm mibbing my lebbons bub thab's nob too bad,
As skibbing school makes be habby anb glad!
My heab frobbing all day ib a small price to pay,
For lying here resting anb habing by way!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster