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"The Colb Imb By Nobe"
 
Current Rating: Rating: 3.31 (3.31)
I boke up dis borning bith a colb imb by nobe,
It's really quibe horib when i gib ib a blow!
All gunky anb green and my nobe hab gone reb,
Mum saib I should jub stay tucked ub in by bed!

I'm mibbing my lebbons bub thab's nob too bad,
As skibbing school makes be habby anb glad!
My heab frobbing all day ib a small price to pay,
For lying here resting anb habing by way!

©2003 Gareth Lancaster
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On 06/10/2009 at 00:59 GMT, lisa from usa wrote:
my sister georgia likes this poem because its so funny
On 20/04/2009 at 02:40 GMT, Elise from Canada wrote:
it is really funny and made me laugh
On 07/05/2006 at 04:25 GMT, mandy from canada wrote:
i really like's this poem it's really funny!!
On 21/04/2006 at 22:38 GMT, Allyson from U.S.A. wrote:
we are doin` an assignment in class and i picked this poem to print!!
On 19/04/2006 at 17:48 GMT, Chloe Johanna Cheadle from uk wrote:
i think its funny
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