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| "Something in my Welly"
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Current Rating:  (3.45) |
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There's something thick and slimy,
It's down there in my welly.
It squidges and it sploshes,
And it's also rather smelly!
I should of checked it just before,
I plunged my foot straight in.
But I didn't; I feel stupid.
I'm not sure what I've stepped in!
And so I'm in a quandary,
I'm not sure I want to know,
What resides within my welly,
And is squishing 'tween my toes!
It feels so cold and squelchy,
Oh it's filling me with fear,
Of all the things that it could be,
And I'm too scared to peer!
It could be jam, it could be worse!
It could be mud or goo!
It could be almost anything,
Like week-old drool or glue!
Consumed with dread I peek inside,
Not ready for the shock!
And lurking deep within the dark?
Is a wet and stinky sock!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
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On 01/03/2009 at 16:35 GMT,
abigail from ireland wrote:
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| I like this poem and i came across it when looking for another poem about wellies. |
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On 15/01/2007 at 16:29 GMT,
adele from scotland wrote:
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| it is the funiest poem i have eva read |
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On 01/09/2005 at 08:25 GMT,
torty from australia wrote:
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that waz funny
can/have you written one about light?
i need one for my schoolwork |
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On 24/08/2005 at 07:46 GMT,
jaimee lee smith from austraila wrote:
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| that was the funnest poem i have ever read can u write more like that |
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On 17/05/2005 at 16:20 GMT,
jhonathan white from north america wrote:
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thats the funniest poem ever!
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