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| "Attack of the Vegetables"
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Current Rating:  (4.14) |
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Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots!
Poked by the beans,
And screamed at by salad!
Poisoned by cabbage,
And pinched by the peas!
Tripped by the spinach,
And peppered with seeds!
Hair pulled by parsnip,
And bruised by tomato!
Glared at by swede,
And thumped by potato!
Battered by beetroot,
That pinch, punch and poke!
Slapped by the onions,
And Arti, who chokes!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
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On 30/06/2009 at 11:12 GMT,
shannon from peters hill england wrote:
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hi Gareth
i love attack of the vegetables its funnyand enjoyable. exspecally harassed by carrots and screamed at by salad and artichokes-arti how chockes.but it was short sharp and cool.you dont see people being attacked by vegetables everyday.you rock.
VEGETABLES!!!!! |
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On 24/05/2009 at 05:45 GMT,
Dixie Goodwin from Australia wrote:
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| I LOVE THIS POEM!! It is the best on this web site!!!!! |
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On 17/05/2009 at 00:17 GMT,
Jeniffer R from Ausrailla wrote:
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fyi
vegtables are bad and i love this poem |
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On 08/05/2009 at 02:16 GMT,
Mackenzie from United States of America wrote:
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| I have to do a research project and memorize a poem with at least 12 lines and I read this one and I knew I was going to do it when I told my classmates three laughed so hard that they fell out of there chairs and I read it again with movements that time and 10 kids fell out of thier chairs there. |
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On 01/05/2009 at 06:40 GMT,
Laura from Australia wrote:
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This poem is awesome!!
i have read it about 20 times and i still laugh every time!! |
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| © 2002 - 2009, Gareth Lancaster. No poetry on this web site may be reproduced without the author's permission. Email: info@fizzyfunnyfuzzy.com |
