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"The Sticky Sticker"
 
Current Rating: Rating: 3.94 (3.94)
I stuck a sticker on my nose,
And now it won't come off!
The sticky glue won't let it move,
Not even when I cough!

I've tried to pull the sticker hard,
But cannot make it budge!
So now the sticker interferes,
And stops me eating fudge!

The glue that holds it on so tight,
Is tough and mighty strong!
And by mistake just yesterday,
It also snared my tongue!

But now to make my plight complete,
My finger just got stuck!
You know I shouldn't pick my nose,
I really am a schmuck!

©2003 Gareth Lancaster

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On 17/03/2009 at 19:48 GMT, jodi from englamd wrote:
i ahve never picked my nose am im not going to do it
On 17/05/2007 at 21:49 GMT, maria marcela from hoduras central america wrote:
hi guys i won with this poem i will recomend you to read it bye take care
On 19/03/2007 at 14:48 GMT, kYLE from USA wrote:
THIS POEM IS COOL
On 20/12/2006 at 19:29 GMT, Esther from United States wrote:
Wow!! This is a really good poem!!! I feel bad for the guy because everybody will laugh at him because he will be picking his nose non-stop for the rest of his life!! It's really good but really gross too!!
On 12/09/2006 at 02:06 GMT, Erica from united states wrote:
that's something that would happen to me...
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